Author: m***e
Date:
Review: Imagine if pigeons secretly held monthly meetings to judge humans. "Subject #42 dropped an entire croissant today—excellent work. Promote them to honorary bird." Meanwhile, crows are taking detailed notes, seagulls are plotting snack heists with military precision, and ducks are just happy to be included. Somewhere, a goose is running the whole operation, fueled entirely by chaos and an unwavering commitment to making everyone's day slightly more dramatic
Color: Burgundy
Size: L
